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I carried out a very interesting thought exercise in the realm of low-level computational linguistics this morning while grading my students' first essays. Unfortunately, because I'm blogging under my own name and because my seminar is so small, saying anything at all about it could identify the student and place me in violation of FERPA (also just be a huge pedagogical misstep). So, here I am, thinking deep thoughts about writing and teaching, and all I can do is tease you about just how cool they are. There have only been a few moments when I've regretted the decision not to blog pseudonymously, but I think this is one of them.